Rachel: Guess what, guess what, guess what!
Chandler: Um, ok. The fifth dentist caved and now they're all recommending Trident?
I’ll miss you, Seattle. 

I’ll miss you, Seattle. 

Good choice, SNL.

Ryan Gosling: I'm gonna make a movie about "Hey Girl"
Interviewer: NC-17 again, right?
Ryan Gosling: You know how I do...

Hey baby Jesus, wanna do pilates?

Drunk Uncle (and me)
this puppy stole my glasses
puppyjamrecords:

hey boy i really wanna see if you can go downtown with a pup like me
(what’s my name, rihanna ft drake)

this puppy stole my glasses

puppyjamrecords:

hey boy i really wanna see if you can go downtown with a pup like me

(what’s my name, rihanna ft drake)

I’m sorry - I never knew you had a family. I just thought you were built by gay scientists.

Stefon, talking about Seth Meyers

Life Experience > Studying

My excuse

I want to go to there…
allthingseurope:

Swallow’s Nest, Ukraine
(by Jeremy203)

I want to go to there…

allthingseurope:

Swallow’s Nest, Ukraine

(by Jeremy203)